Warren Woodhouse: September 2019

⚠️ Severe Alert. Issued on the 14th August 2026 at 7:00 pm. Issued by the UK Government. There is a very high risk of wildfires nationally. Residents, landowners and visitors should not undertake any activity that could start a fire, including disposable barbecues, firepits, garden incinerators or fireworks. Even a small flame can rapidly develop into a major wildfire placing lives, homes, businesses and emergency responders at risk. Follow official updates and report signs of fire immediately by calling 999. Search gov.uk/alerts for more information. | Leazes Park won back the Green Flag Award after a recent petition was accepted. CLICK HERE for more information. | Electronic Arts has been sold to a Saudi-led group for $55 billion dollars. | No Man’s Sky celebrates its 10 year anniversary. Still as popular as ever. | Grand Theft Auto VI release date has been extended from the original release date scheduled for June 2026 to now being 19th November 2026. | PlayStation will stop releasing games on disc in January 2028. | Warren’s Blog has celebrated its 25th blogiversary on the 21st July. | Fallout 3 Remake has not been announced with an official release date as of yet. | On the 11th of May 2026, the U.S. Trademark Trial and Appeal Board (TTAB) ruled in favour of Microsoft and 11 Minecraft Marketplace companies, denying original Skyblock creator Noobcrew’s 2019 trademark application for the term “Skyblock” and leaving the creator with significant legal debt. | As of March 2026, The Rothbury Estate appeal, backed by The Wildlife Trusts and Northumberland Wildlife Trust, aims to purchase and secure 3,800 hectares (9,500 acres) in the heart of Northumberland for a major “nature” recovery project. The project will remove over 9,500 acres of land to build wind farms that is supposedly needed for the growing electricity supply. However this will not be a viable natural recovery for the site, as stated by the wildlife trust’s website. Further details in the article reveals the truth and the scope of the matter and the damage that will be caused by this venture. | 🚨 Scam Alert: Prepaid Mobile Recharge 🚨 | A group of players have built a 1:1 scale of London and it took them 5 years to build it. | 🚨 Scam Alert: GLARTENT 🚨 | Ubisoft bounces back with a cash injection from a stake by the Chinese tech giant Tencent | 🚨 Scam Alert: On Topup 🚨 | Rooster Teeth are back under independent ownership.

21 September 2019

Whalton Village Show 2019 - Whalton, Northumberland, UK. - 21st September 2019

Photos I’ve taken (the ones featuring me in the photo were taken by my sister Kirsty using my camera) using my Nikon D3300 DSLR at the Whalton Village Show on the 21st September 2019.

13 September 2019

Chapter I: Chicken Poker by Warren Woodhouse - Short Stories - Warren Kris Woodhouse Publishing

About the Story

Short story about a poker night at a speakeasy in a Las Vegas style town. Reynard City Comics 2019 Writing Contest nominee.

Story

It’s a cold crisp night in the Old Quarter, where neon lights glisten. This part of the city looks very much like 50’s Las Vegas, only a little more runned down, feeling sad for its self from the days that have passed. Not many people out tonight except for a few friends of the local Misty Fox Speakeasy Club.

This club is a very old Grade I listed Speakeasy from the prohibition period that was and still is selling illegal alcohol on the sly and poker games. People tend to bring random stuff to these poker games in Reynard City, specifically some people bring glass eyes instead of dices and stuffed animals instead of friends.

Frankie brought his prized chicken, Max, to the poker game. Max won Reynard Barn 2088 Farm Yard Animal of the Year Award. Max often plays poker illegally at gambling dens.

Here, many folks flock to have a few pints of the old ale, in a prohibition period cavern.

It’s here that a poker night changed an old man’s life. Old Man Herbert. He loves poker and a pint of bread ale - made for filling people up.

Old Man Herbert was drinking as usual and a couple of locals offer a poker game that Herbert doesn’t refuse too.

He was on his way to getting some money back in his pocket after an unfortunate layoff at work at the power plant.

Out of nowhere, a patron called Frankie Whiskers brings in a chicken, a real chicken, who for some unknown and bizarre reason, that Frankie thinks that his prized chicken will win at poker yet again!!

Unfortunately and very surprised Herbert, wasn’t happy about this, as he’s heard about this chicken thinking it was just a joke.

Then, out of no where... wham!!! The chicken wins with a royal flush!!

“No doubt it’s my bad luck again!” says Herbert, but he finds out that the chicken cheated at poker!

So, a few hours later and a charcoal stove turned off and a meal of chicken ramen

was making everyone happy in the speakeasy.

Often unfortunate events can make fortune for the brave folk.