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29 April 2026

Hang in There Poster: Control: Ultimate Edition (Gaming) (Collages) (Hang in There Posters)

20 March 2026

Luck & Probability Puzzle - Control Guide

Guide by Warren Woodhouse

Puzzle solution for the Luck & Probability Puzzle.

16 February 2026

Clock Puzzle - AWE DLC - Control Guide

Guide by Warren Woodhouse

Puzzle solution for the Hidden Area with an Altered Item in the form of a Clock along with a puzzle.

15 February 2026

Fish Language Translation - The Foundation DLC - Control Guide

Guide by Warren Woodhouse

It includes a mix of languages, which are: Welsh, Norwegian, Manx, Arabic, Breton, Italian, Afrikan

The Translation is based on what I was able to interpret.

Original Transcript

Hou-llilel, meeutti. Jer meellooabt eus oeman-eqqo, Quido? Kib quido urt-urt, pippo hurum eoolin req l bu-wit 1455 Os-pirrtrun Klob, HeNw 20222. Quidi wi-wip eoolin n yuum ret buozem quim xual-ten. Jebini-rog.

Translation

Solve, dead. Pull the toy, is it under control? Keep the cup of herbs, goofy first, what is the name of the painter? 1455. Did you wait for all of it? Name 20222. The death of father red something killed him. Jabin-disease.

27 November 2025

Is Ahti older than The Oldest House? - Control Guide

Fan Theory by Warren Woodhouse

The way he talks about things makes me feel like he's older than he actually looks. Ahti during the final cutscene of the mission "Finnish Tango", he plonks his mop on the floor like Odin Allfather plonks his staff on the ground, while in the same scene he presents a casette player to Jesse stating the casette player is from some old friends of his (Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson of the band Old Gods of Asgard), while in the Altered World Events DLC, Alan Wake stated that "Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson are so old, they might be of ancient folklore" - in essence, to me, suggests that the Anderson's along with Ahti are in fact Odin Allfather, Thor Odinson and Loki (Ahti?).

I don't know, was just thinking about it. What do you guys think?

25 November 2025

FBC Federal Bureau of Control - Control Guide

Address

The Oldest House, 32-34 Thomas Street, TriBeCa District, New York, Manhattan Island, NY.

About

The Oldest House is home to the FBC Federal Bureau of Control. Established in the 1960s, The Bureau oversees all paranormal and paranatural phenomenon in the United States of America.

Part of: Department of Unhuman Affairs

Known Associates

Zachariah Trench
Dr. Casper Darling
Dr. Emil Hartman
Emily Pope
Simon Arish
Helen Marshall
Dylan Faden
Jesse Faden
Ahti

Telephone Numbers

Main Office: +1 212-555-0148
Missing Staff: +1 212-555-0127

Departments

Accounting Department
Crisis Solution Task Force
Logistics Division
Ritual Division
Security Department
Communications Department
Research Department
Nostalgia Department
Administration Department
Dead Letters Department
Maintenance Department
Executive Security Department
Records & Archives
Public Knowledge and Diversions Department (Mentioned Only)

Sectors

Main Entrance Sector
Executive Sector
Maintenance Sector
Research Sector
Containment Sector
The Foundation Sector (DLC: The Foundation)
Investigations Sector (DLC: Altered World Events)

23 November 2025

Trophies & Achievements - Control Guide

Main Game

Director of the FBC: Unlock all other trophies
Astral Construction: Construct a Weapon Form or Mod
Non-Standard Issue: Upgrade any Weapon Form to Level 3
Career Development: Unlock all 3 Personal Mod slots
The Importance of Synergy: Complete 5 Side Missions
Inter-Departmental Cooperation: Complete 10 Side Missions
FBC Crisis Solution Task Force: Complete 15 Side Missions
Paranatural Collection: Collect more than 100,000 Source
Interdimensional Defender: Kill 1000 Hiss
Parautilitarian: Unlock 1 Ability Tree Upgrade
Expert Parautilitarian: Spend 50 Ability Points
Master Parautilitarian: Spend 100 Ability Points
Choose to be Choosen: Obtain the Service Weapon
Paranatural Powerhouse: Obtain the Launch Ability
Insular Telekinesis: Obtain the Shield Ability
Shifting Positions: Obtain the Evade Ability
Psychic Occupation: Obtain the Compel Ability
Rising Thought: Obtain the Levitate Ability
Ritualistic Thinking: Cleanse 5 Control Points
Ritual Intuition: Cleanse 10 Control Points
Discerning the Pattern: Cleanse 25 Control Points
Strange Collection: Collect 40 Collectibles
Record Keeper: Collect 80 Collectibles
Bureau Archivist: Collect 120 Collectibles
Altered Manifestations May Occur: Defeat esseJ
Aggressive Growth: Defeat Mold-1
Head of Communications: Defeat Mr. Tomassi
Living Archetypes: Defeat the Anchor
Astral Phenomena: Defeat Former
Welcome to the Oldest House: Complete Mission 1
Unknown Caller: Complete Mission 2
Directorial Override: Complete Mission 3
Old Boys’ Club: Complete Mission 4
Threshold: Complete Mission 5
My Brother’s Keeper: Complete Mission 6
The Face of the Enemy: Complete Mission 7
Finnish Tango: Complete Mission 8
Polaris: Complete Mission 9
Take Control: Complete Mission 10
Cognitive Intruder: Compel 10 enemies with the Seize Ability
Unstable Matter: Kill 50 enemies with the Launch Ability
Volatile Debris: Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
Proper Handling Procedures: Use Launch to throw a grenade or rocket
War Games: Complete 5 Board Countermeasures
Astral Tactician: Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
First on the Scene: Complete 1 Bureau Alert
Crisis Management: Complete 5 Bureau Alerts

DLCs
The Quarry Expeditions DLC
None

Guided Imagery Experience DLC
None

The Foundation DLC

< Make/Unmake >: Use Shape and Fracture a combined total of 100 times
Hostile Work Environment: Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
Rush Job: Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
Niche Position: Find all hidden locations in the Foundation
Subterranean Research: Collect all Collectibles in the Foundation
Supportive Staff: Have a Deployed Ranger kill 5 enemies
One of Us: Gather all the Maneki-nekos
Star Performance: Complete the Side Mission: “Jesse Faden starring in ‘Swift Platform’”
Astral Plumbing: Discover the Astral Plane restroom
A Strong Foundation: Complete all Missions in the Foundation

Altered World Events DLC

Familiar Methodologies: Fight off Hartman
Chief Investigator: Find 80% of the hidden locations in the Investigations Sector
Vending Spree: Destroy 80% of the Altered Vending Machine instances
The Third Thing: Defeat Hartman
Workplace Recreation: Play a single game in Arcade Mode
Surge of Power: Upgrade Surge to the maximum level
Surge Protector: Kill 50 enemies with Surge
Elevated Mind: Kill 25 Airborne Rangers
In-depth Investigations: Find 80% of the Collectibles in the Investigations Sector
Work Smarter, Not Harder: Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy
Multiple Applications: Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Outfits - Control Guide

Main Game

Civilian: Unlocked after the mission "Welcome to the Oldest House"
Candidate P7: Unlocked after the mission "The Face of the Enemy"
Golden Suit: Unlocked after solving the puzzle "Luck & Probability"
Asynchronous Suit: Unlocked after the mission "Self-Reflection"
Janitor’s Assistant: Unlocked after the mission "What a Mess: Take a Break"
Office Assistant: Unlocked after the mission "Polaris"
Director’s Suit: Unlocked after the mission "Take Control"

DLCs

Astral Dive Pack DLC

Astral Dive Suit

The Quarry Expeditions DLC

Expedition Gear: Unlocked after the mission “Put a Record On: Tier 3 Expedition”

Guided Imagery Experience DLC

None

The Foundation DLC

Cat Ears: After collecting all of the cat statues

Altered World Events DLC

None

Controls - Control Guide

PS4 & PS5

Jump/Levitate: X
Sprint: L3
Shoot: R2
Aim/Multi-Launch: L2
Melee: TRIANGLE
Use/Seize/Switch Weapon/Place Object/Drop Object: SQUARE
Shield: L1
Launch: R1
Evade: O
Toggle Crouch/Ground Slam: R3
Toggle Map: D-Pad UP
Toggle Side: D-Pad DOWN
Toggle Walk: None
Pause Menu: OPTIONS
Share Menu: SHARE
Console Menu: PS
Loadout, Assets, Missions & Collectibles Menu: TOUCHPAD

15 November 2025

Locations - Control Guide

Main Game

The Oldest House (Also Known As: FBC Federal Bureau of Control): 32-34 Thomas Street, TriBeCa District, New York, Manhattan Island, NY.
Ordinary, ME. (Mentioned Only): Ordinary, VA.
AWE No. 17 (Mentioned Only): Butte, MT.
AWE No. 24 (Mentioned Only): Ordinary, VA.
AWE No. 29 (Mentioned Only): Albany, NY.
AWE No. 46 (Mentioned Only): Sterling, CO.
AWE No. 48 (Mentioned Only): La Habana, Isla de la Cuba, República de Cuba, Caribbean Sea, Oceania. (Havana, Cuba.)
Rose Island (Mentioned Only): Rose Island, Antarctica, Antarctic Circle, Oceania.
Oceanview Motel & Casino: add
Lake Cauldron (Mentioned Only): Cauldron Lake, Vancouver Island, BC, Canada. - NPS Crater Lake National Park, Munson Valley Road, WA.
Paris (Mentioned Only): Citíe de París, París, Rèpublique Française.
Jasper Crossing (Mentioned Only): Jasper Crossing, AZ.
Arizona to New York City Truck Route (Mentioned Only): add truck route
St. Anne’s Hospital (Mentioned Only): add
REDACTED City in Ohio (Mentioned Only): Cincinnati, OH.
AWE No. UNKNOWN (Mentioned Only): Juneau, AK.
AWE No. UNKNOWN (Mentioned Only): Willow, AZ.
Desert Sun Inn (Mentioned Only): add
Big Sky Motel (Mentioned Only): add
Starlight Motel (Mentioned Only): add
Inn and Out (Mentioned Only): add
Aztec Court (Mentioned Only): add
Sleep-E-Bear Motel (Mentioned Only): add
Silver Spurs Ranch (Mentioned Only): add
El Gato Blanco Inn (Mentioned Only): add
A+ Lodge (Mentioned Only): add
Chez Ambré (Mentioned Only): add
AWE No. 35 (Mentioned Only): Bright Falls, WA.
Cauldron Lake Lodge (Mentioned Only): Crater Lake Lodge, OR.
Jesse Faden Movement Tracking (Mentioned Only): Cheyenne, WY., Sidney, NE., Des Moines, IA., Chicago, IL., South Bend, IN., Cleveland, OH., Bloomsburg, PA., New York, NY.
Grand Central Hotel (Mentioned Only): Grand Central Hotel, 673 Broadway, NoHo District, New York, Manhattan Island, NY.
US Embassy in Havana (mentioned only): Embajada de los Estados Unidos en Cuba, Calzada entre L y M, Vedado, La Habana, Cuba.
Chilly Pines Motel (mentioned only): Macon, GA.