Warren Woodhouse: 01/07/25

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07 January 2025

41st Platinum Trophy: Assassin’s Creed: Mirage

Photo & Screenshot by Warren Woodhouse

Game Title: Assassin’s Creed: Mirage: Launch Edition
Platform: PS5
How Long to Beat (hh:mm:ss): 68:31:30
Earned: 7th January 2025 at 8:51 pm
Trophy Name: Master of His Fate

Tales of Baghdad - Assassin’s Creed: Mirage Guide

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Contracts - Assassin’s Creed: Mirage Guide

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Translation

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Latin Translation

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