Warren Woodhouse: fan theories

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27 November 2025

Is Ahti older than The Oldest House? - Control Guide

Fan Theory by Warren Woodhouse

The way he talks about things makes me feel like he's older than he actually looks. Ahti during the final cutscene of the mission "Finnish Tango", he plonks his mop on the floor like Odin Allfather plonks his staff on the ground, while in the same scene he presents a casette player to Jesse stating the casette player is from some old friends of his (Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson of the band Old Gods of Asgard), while in the Altered World Events DLC, Alan Wake stated that "Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson are so old, they might be of ancient folklore" - in essence, to me, suggests that the Anderson's along with Ahti are in fact Odin Allfather, Thor Odinson and Loki (Ahti?).

I don't know, was just thinking about it. What do you guys think?