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28 November 2025

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27 November 2025

Photos of Newcastle (Bookmarks)

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Is Ahti older than The Oldest House? - Control Guide

Fan Theory by Warren Woodhouse

The way he talks about things makes me feel like he's older than he actually looks. Ahti during the final cutscene of the mission "Finnish Tango", he plonks his mop on the floor like Odin Allfather plonks his staff on the ground, while in the same scene he presents a casette player to Jesse stating the casette player is from some old friends of his (Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson of the band Old Gods of Asgard), while in the Altered World Events DLC, Alan Wake stated that "Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson are so old, they might be of ancient folklore" - in essence, to me, suggests that the Anderson's along with Ahti are in fact Odin Allfather, Thor Odinson and Loki (Ahti?).

I don't know, was just thinking about it. What do you guys think?

26 November 2025

Locations - The Outer Worlds Guide

Main Game

Halcyon Cluster

Halcyon Colony

Halcyon (star)

Olympus (planet)

  • Monarch (moon) (formerly: Terra 1)
  • Terra 2 (moon) (sublocations: The Unreliable Landing Pad, Edgewater, Byzantium)

DLCs
Add locations here


Changelog
  • 26th November 2025 at 4:24 pm: Updated Captain’s Locations Logbook
  • 26th December 2022 at 1:59 pm: Created post

25 November 2025

FBC Federal Bureau of Control - Control Guide

Address

The Oldest House, 32-34 Thomas Street, TriBeCa District, New York, Manhattan Island, NY.


About
The Oldest House is home to the FBC Federal Bureau of Control. Established in the 1960s, The Bureau oversees all paranormal and paranatural phenomenon in the United States of America.

Part of: Department of Unhuman Affairs


Known Associates
  • Zachariah Trench
  • Dr. Casper Darling
  • Dr. Emil Hartman
  • Emily Pope
  • Simon Arish
  • Helen Marshall
  • Dylan Faden
  • Jesse Faden
  • Ahti


Telephone Numbers
  • Main Office: +1 212-555-0148
  • Missing Staff: +1 212-555-0127

Departments
  • Accounting Department
  • Crisis Solution Task Force
  • Logistics Division
  • Ritual Division
  • Security Department
  • Communications Department
  • Research Department
  • Nostalgia Department
  • Administration Department
  • Dead Letters Department
  • Maintenance Department
  • Executive Security Department
  • Records & Archives
  • Public Knowledge and Diversions Department (Mentioned Only)


Sectors
  • Main Entrance Sector
  • Executive Sector
  • Maintenance Sector
  • Research Sector
  • Containment Sector
  • The Foundation Sector (DLC: The Foundation)
  • Investigations Sector (DLC: Altered World Events)

23 November 2025

Trophies & Achievements - Control Guide

Main Game
  • Director of the FBC: Unlock all other trophies
  • Astral Construction: Construct a Weapon Form or Mod
  • Non-Standard Issue: Upgrade any Weapon Form to Level 3
  • Career Development: Unlock all 3 Personal Mod slots
  • The Importance of Synergy: Complete 5 Side Missions
  • Inter-Departmental Cooperation: Complete 10 Side Missions
  • FBC Crisis Solution Task Force: Complete 15 Side Missions
  • Paranatural Collection: Collect more than 100,000 Source
  • Interdimensional Defender: Kill 1000 Hiss
  • Parautilitarian: Unlock 1 Ability Tree Upgrade
  • Expert Parautilitarian: Spend 50 Ability Points
  • Master Parautilitarian: Spend 100 Ability Points
  • Choose to be Choosen: Obtain the Service Weapon
  • Paranatural Powerhouse: Obtain the Launch Ability
  • Insular Telekinesis: Obtain the Shield Ability
  • Shifting Positions: Obtain the Evade Ability
  • Psychic Occupation: Obtain the Compel Ability
  • Rising Thought: Obtain the Levitate Ability
  • Ritualistic Thinking: Cleanse 5 Control Points
  • Ritual Intuition: Cleanse 10 Control Points
  • Discerning the Pattern: Cleanse 25 Control Points
  • Strange Collection: Collect 40 Collectibles
  • Record Keeper: Collect 80 Collectibles
  • Bureau Archivist: Collect 120 Collectibles
  • Altered Manifestations May Occur: Defeat esseJ
  • Aggressive Growth: Defeat Mold-1
  • Head of Communications: Defeat Mr. Tomassi
  • Living Archetypes: Defeat the Anchor
  • Astral Phenomena: Defeat Former
  • Welcome to the Oldest House: Complete Mission 1
  • Unknown Caller: Complete Mission 2
  • Directorial Override: Complete Mission 3
  • Old Boys’ Club: Complete Mission 4
  • Threshold: Complete Mission 5
  • My Brother’s Keeper: Complete Mission 6
  • The Face of the Enemy: Complete Mission 7
  • Finnish Tango: Complete Mission 8
  • Polaris: Complete Mission 9
  • Take Control: Complete Mission 10
  • Cognitive Intruder: Compel 10 enemies with the Seize Ability
  • Unstable Matter: Kill 50 enemies with the Launch Ability
  • Volatile Debris: Kill 10 enemies with the Shield Burst Ability
  • Proper Handling Procedures: Use Launch to throw a grenade or rocket
  • War Games: Complete 5 Board Countermeasures
  • Astral Tactician: Complete 25 Board Countermeasures
  • First on the Scene: Complete 1 Bureau Alert
  • Crisis Management: Complete 5 Bureau Alerts


DLCs
The Quarry Expeditions DLC

None


Guided Imagery Experience DLC
None


The Foundation DLC
  • < Make/Unmake >: Use Shape and Fracture a combined total of 100 times
  • Hostile Work Environment: Kill 50 Hiss Sharpened
  • Rush Job: Kill 100 enemies with Shield Rush
  • Niche Position: Find all hidden locations in the Foundation
  • Subterranean Research: Collect all Collectibles in the Foundation
  • Supportive Staff: Have a Deployed Ranger kill 5 enemies
  • One of Us: Gather all the Maneki-nekos
  • Star Performance: Complete the Side Mission: “Jesse Faden starring in ‘Swift Platform’”
  • Astral Plumbing: Discover the Astral Plane restroom
  • A Strong Foundation: Complete all Missions in the Foundation


Altered World Events DLC
  • Familiar Methodologies: Fight off Hartman
  • Chief Investigator: Find 80% of the hidden locations in the Investigations Sector
  • Vending Spree: Destroy 80% of the Altered Vending Machine instances
  • The Third Thing: Defeat Hartman
  • Workplace Recreation: Play a single game in Arcade Mode
  • Surge of Power: Upgrade Surge to the maximum level
  • Surge Protector: Kill 50 enemies with Surge
  • Elevated Mind: Kill 25 Airborne Rangers
  • In-depth Investigations: Find 80% of the Collectibles in the Investigations Sector
  • Work Smarter, Not Harder: Attach a Surge grenade to an object and Launch it at an enemy
  • Multiple Applications: Use Multi-Launch to hit 3 targets

Outfits - Control Guide

 Main Game

  • Civilian: Unlocked after the mission "Welcome to the Oldest House"
  • Candidate P7: Unlocked after the mission "The Face of the Enemy"
  • Golden Suit: Unlocked after solving the puzzle "Luck & Probability"
  • Asynchronous Suit: Unlocked after the mission "Self-Reflection"
  • Janitor’s Assistant: Unlocked after the mission "What a Mess: Take a Break"
  • Office Assistant: Unlocked after the mission "Polaris"
  • Director’s Suit: Unlocked after the mission "Take Control"


DLCs

Astral Dive Pack DLC

  • Astral Dive Suit



The Quarry Expeditions DLC

  • Expedition Gear: Unlocked after the mission “Put a Record On: Tier 3 Expedition”



Guided Imagery Experience DLC

None



The Foundation DLC

  • Cat Ears: After collecting all of the cat statues



Altered World Events DLC

None

Controls - Control Guide

 PS4 & PS5

  • Jump/Levitate: X
  • Sprint: L3
  • Shoot: R2
  • Aim/Multi-Launch: L2
  • Melee: TRIANGLE
  • Use/Seize/Switch Weapon/Place Object/Drop Object: SQUARE
  • Shield: L1
  • Launch: R1
  • Evade: O
  • Toggle Crouch/Ground Slam: R3
  • Toggle Map: D-Pad UP
  • Toggle Side: D-Pad DOWN
  • Toggle Walk: None
  • Pause Menu: OPTIONS
  • Share Menu: SHARE
  • Console Menu: PS
  • Loadout, Assets, Missions & Collectibles Menu: TOUCHPAD

Assassin’s Creed: Shadows Guide

 

Guide by Warren Woodhouse


About

Add information here


Pages

21 November 2025

Remedyverse Databank

Databank by Warren Woodhouse


Officially Known As: Remedy Connected Universe


Games
  • Quantum Break
  • Alan Wake
  • Alan Wake’s American Nightmare
  • Alan Wake Remastered
  • Alan Wake Remastered: The Signal (DLC)
  • Alan Wake Remastered: The Writer (DLC)
  • Control
  • Control: The Quarry Expeditions (DLC)
  • Control: Guided Imagery Experience (DLC)
  • Control: The Foundation (DLC)
  • Control: Altered World Events (DLC)
  • Alan Wake II
  • Alan Wake II: Night Springs (DLC)
  • Alan Wake II: The Lake House (DLC)
  • Control: Resonant (2026)
  • Quantum Break 2 (TBA)

TV Series
  • Bright Falls (2010) (Live-Action Web Series) (Xbox Live Productions)
  • Alan Wake (Live-Action TV Series) (TBA)

Telephone Directory - Life is Strange 2 Guide

Guide by Warren Woodhouse


Main Game

  • Jenn: 555-139-3789
  • Hope Patient Center: 555-HOPE

Episode 5: Wolves - Life is Strange 2 Guide

 

Part 1

Part 2

Episode 4: Faith - Life is Strange 2 Guide

 

Part 1

Part 2

Episode 3: Wastelands - Life is Strange 2 Guide

 

Part 1

Part 2

The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit Guide

 

The complete guide to the Life is Strange 2 demo and a prologue to the later stage of Episode 2: Rules, The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit sees you play as a young child named Chris as he dons his superhero persona in search of adventure around his home. There are no trophies/achievements with this game and it is also a free to play game.

Live stream of me playing on The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit

Trophies & Achievements - Life is Strange 2 Guide

 


Episode 2: Rules - Life is Strange 2 Guide

 

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Episodes - Life is Strange 2 Guide

  1. The Awesome Adventures of Captain Spirit (Demo; Prologue)
  2. Episode 1: Roads
  3. Episode 2: Rules
  4. Episode 3: Wastelands
  5. Episode 4: Faith
  6. Episode 5: Wolves

Episode 1: Roads - Life is Strange 2 Guide

 

Prologue & Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Life is Strange 2 Guide


My entire platinum trophy guide for Life is Strange 2: The Complete Season.

Pages

Links
Fanart
Forums

15 November 2025

Locations - Control Guide

Main Game

  • The Oldest House (Also Known As: FBC Federal Bureau of Control): 32-34 Thomas Street, TriBeCa District, New York, Manhattan Island, NY.
  • Ordinary, ME. (Mentioned Only): Ordinary, VA.
  • AWE No. 17 (Mentioned Only): Butte, MT.
  • AWE No. 24 (Mentioned Only): Ordinary, VA.
  • AWE No. 29 (Mentioned Only): Albany, NY.
  • AWE No. 46 (Mentioned Only): Sterling, CO.
  • AWE No. 48 (Mentioned Only): La Habana, Isla de la Cuba, República de Cuba, Caribbean Sea, Oceania. (Havana, Cuba.)
  • Rose Island (Mentioned Only): Rose Island, Antarctica, Antarctic Circle, Oceania.
  • Oceanview Motel & Casino: add
  • Lake Cauldron (Mentioned Only): Cauldron Lake, Vancouver Island, BC, Canada. - NPS Crater Lake National Park, Munson Valley Road, WA.
  • Paris (Mentioned Only): Citíe de París, París, Rèpublique Française.
  • Jasper Crossing (Mentioned Only): Jasper Crossing, AZ.
  • Arizona to New York City Truck Route (Mentioned Only): add truck route
  • St. Anne’s Hospital (Mentioned Only): add
  • REDACTED City in Ohio (Mentioned Only): Cincinnati, OH.
  • AWE No. UNKNOWN (Mentioned Only): Juneau, AK.
  • AWE No. UNKNOWN (Mentioned Only): Willow, AZ.
  • Desert Sun Inn (Mentioned Only): add
  • Big Sky Motel (Mentioned Only): add
  • Starlight Motel (Mentioned Only): add
  • Inn and Out (Mentioned Only): add
  • Aztec Court (Mentioned Only): add
  • Sleep-E-Bear Motel (Mentioned Only): add
  • Silver Spurs Ranch (Mentioned Only): add
  • El Gato Blanco Inn (Mentioned Only): add
  • A+ Lodge (Mentioned Only): add
  • Chez Ambré (Mentioned Only): add
  • AWE No. 35 (Mentioned Only): Bright Falls, WA.
  • Cauldron Lake Lodge (Mentioned Only): Crater Lake Lodge, OR.
  • Jesse Faden Movement Tracking (Mentioned Only): Cheyenne, WY., Sidney, NE., Des Moines, IA., Chicago, IL., South Bend, IN., Cleveland, OH., Bloomsburg, PA., New York, NY.
  • Grand Central Hotel (Mentioned Only): Grand Central Hotel, 673 Broadway, NoHo District, New York, Manhattan Island, NY.
  • US Embassy in Havana (mentioned only): Embajada de los Estados Unidos en Cuba, Calzada entre L y M, Vedado, La Habana, Cuba.
  • Chilly Pines Motel (mentioned only): Macon, GA.


Sectors

Main Entrance Sector

  • Main Entrance
  • Janitor’s Closet
  • Security Office
  • Office
  • Sector Elevator



Executive Sector

  • Director’s Office
  • Administration Department
  • Accounting Department
  • Communications Department
  • Mail Room
  • Mail Room Shelter
  • Mail Room (Control Point)
  • Dead Letters
  • Dead Letters Department
  • Dead Letters (Control Point)
  • Pneumatics
  • Communications Department Shelter
  • Entrance to Nostalgia Department
  • Cafeteria
  • Mr. Tomassi’s Office
  • Executive Affairs
  • Executive Affairs Shelter
  • Central Executive
  • Central Executive (Control Point)
  • Central Executive Shelter
  • Board Room
  • Jukebox Chamber (DLC: The Quarry Expeditions)
  • Sector Elevator
  • Sticky Note Room
  • Hotline Chamber



Maintenance Sector

Access Corridor - Maintenance Sector

  • Access Corridor
  • Sector Elevator



NSC Power Plant - Maintenance Sector

  • NSC Power Plant
  • NSC Power Plant (Control Point)
  • NSC Security Room



NSC Coolant Pumps - Maintenance Sector

  • NSC Coolant Pumps
  • NSC Coolant Pumps Entrance (Control Point)
  • Pump Station
  • Pipeworks
  • Furnace Chamber
  • NSC Coolant Pumps Upper Level (Control Point)



NSC Energy Converters - Maintenance Sector

  • NSC Energy Converters
  • NSC Energy Converters Entrance (Control Point)



NSC Control Room - Maintenance Sector

  • NSC Control Room
  • NSC Control Room (Control Point)



Janitor’s Office - Maintenance Sector

  • Janitor’s Office
  • Maintenance Department
  • Break Room
  • Merry-Go-Round Horse Chamber



Ventilation - Maintenance Sector

  • Ventilation
  • Ventilation (Control Point)



Black Rock Processing - Maintenance Sector

  • Black Rock Processing
  • Black Rock Lab
  • Atlas Chamber
  • Atlas Chamber (Control Point)
  • Turbine Room
  • Firebreak



Black Rock Quarry - Maintenance Sector

  • Black Rock Quarry
  • Entrance to Restricted Area - Black Rock Quarry
  • Quarry Entrance (Control Point)
  • Quarry Site Beta
  • The Formation - Quarry Site Beta
  • Black Rock Quarry (Control Point)



Restricted Area - Maintenance Sector

  • Restricted Area
  • Cable Cart Station
  • Foundation (Control Point)



Central Maintenance - Maintenance Sector

  • Central Maintenance
  • Field Training
  • Home Safe Chamber



Research Sector

The Pit - Research Sector

  • The Pit
  • Dr. Underhill’s Lab
  • Active Threshold
  • Active Threshold (Control Point)
  • Active Threshold Sublevel
  • Active Threshold Sublevel (Control Point)
  • The Pit (Control Point)



Parapsychology - Research Sector

  • Parapsychology
  • Parapsychology (Control Point)
  • Parapsychology Elevator
  • Hypnosis Lab
  • X-Ray Light Box Chamber



Astral Exhibition - Research Sector

  • Astral Exhibition
  • Astral Exhibition (Control Point)



Firebreak - Research Sector

  • Firebreak



Protective Studies - Research Sector

  • Protective Studies
  • HRA Lab



Ritual Division - Research Sector

  • Ritual Division
  • Ritual Division Shelter
  • Ritual Division (Control Point)
  • Synchronicity Lab
  • Mirror Testing
  • Mirror Testing (Control Point)
  • The Mirror



Luck & Probability - Research Sector

  • Luck & Probability



Parakinesiology - Research Sector

  • Parakinesiology



Central Research - Research Sector

  • Central Research
  • Central Research (Control Point)
  • Sector Elevator
  • Dr. Darling’s Office
  • Research Shelter
  • Research Department
  • Cafeteria



Dimensional Research - Research Sector

  • Dimensional Research
  • Ashtray Maze
  • Ashtray Maze (Control Point)



Containment Sector

  • Central Containment
  • Sector Elevator
  • Conference Rooms
  • Office Rooms



Logistics - Containment Sector

  • Logistics Division
  • Logistics (Control Point)
  • Logistics Shelter



Sealed Threshold - Containment Sector

  • Sealed Threshold Corridor
  • Sealed Threshold Corridor (Control Point)
  • Seal Threshold Checkpoint
  • Sealed Threshold Hall
  • Sealed Threshold Entrance (Control Point)
  • Sealed Threshold Atrium (Control Point)



Turntable - Containment Sector

  • Turntable
  • Sterling AWE
  • Ordinary AWE
  • Ordinary Dump Site
  • Mobile Lab - Ordinary Dump Site
  • Bridge Operator
  • Transit Corridor
  • Transit Corridor (Control Point)
  • Transit Corridor South
  • Transit Corridor North
  • Ordinary AWE (Control Point)



Security - Containment Sector

  • Security
  • Security Department
  • Prime Candidate Program
  • Medical Wing



Panopticon - Containment Sector

  • Panopticon
  • Panopticon Entrance (Control Point)
  • Firebreak
  • Panopticon - Floor 1
  • Panopticon - Floor 2
  • Panopticon - Floor 3
  • Panopticon - Floor 4
  • Upper Panopticon (Control Point)
  • P6 Cell
  • Fortified Unit Cells
  • Archives
  • Panopticon - Floor 5
  • Panopticon - Floor 6

DLCs

The Quarry Expeditions DLC

  • Quarry Site Alpha
  • Quarry Site Beta

The Foundation DLC

The Foundation Sector

  • Sector Elevator
  • Astral Plane Restroom
  • Subterranean Research Division



Altered World Events DLC

Investigations Sector

  • Sector Elevator

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