Warren Woodhouse: Dino Valentini

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16 February 2001

I Did Absolutely Nothing Today (So I Don’t Kill) (archive)

Posted by Dino Valentini

i did absolutely nothing today, i came to work late, i emailed friends all morning, and played frisbee golf all afternoon. it's just that i'm so fucking bored in this town now. I've seen the light, and that light resides in the north. there's nothing new and interesting to do here! i don't like waiting for movies to come here, i like hearing that there was a murder a couple of blocks away, or that some lady was hit in the head with a brick during the morning walk to work. it keeps you on your toes. it makes you uncomfortable. and when you're uncomfortable, you tend to stay right there.

11 December 2000

Irrational Craving (So I Don’t Kill) (archive)

Posted by Dino Valentini

i'm so fucking tired of thinking about chicken sandwiches and people who have a strange irrational craving for them. I think i'm close to becoming an ad geek. talking about the latest awards annual, and each time i flipped past an ad i thought, how could they get away with that, that has SO been done. i'm turning into all those people i hated in school, the ones who couldn't relax, and take everything for what it was really worth. And i don't think i'm bitter. (end on a postive note, buddy) So, how bout the wolfpack. wait that pisses me off too, a loss to georgia, who the fuck is georgia, and a barn burner with greensboro. come on state, bring on st. mary's school for one legged asian women. maybe we could take them.

go al gore, go.

08 December 2000

Petty (So I Don’t Kill) (archive)

Posted by Dino Valentini

petty, but it pisses me off that i can't do what i want to do right now. i feel like there is only a limited time to make my mark on the world, and i'm running out of time. oh, and another thing, my roomates are lazy, and i think they resent me cause i'm always doing stuff. and it pisses me off that i condemn them for sitting around the house, smoking pot, and calling all the people on the tv screen dumbasses. go figure.