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08 December 2025

Correct Lines during The Tempest segment - Episode 2: Brave New World - Life is Strange: Before the Storm Guide

In this segment, you act on stage and perform parts of William Shakespeare’s The Tempest. The following correct responses for the lines are below.

Line 1: All hail, great mistress, I come to answer thy best pleasure

Line 2: I boarded the king’s ship

Line 3: Hell is empty

head over to the shipwreck at the back of the stage

Line 4: In troops

Line 5: more toil?

Line 6: Liberty

Off-Script (optional choice): Excitement isn’t happiness (I feel like this is very Shakespearean)

Off-Script (optional choice): So come with me

05 December 2025

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04 December 2025

Hidden Places in Assassin’s Creed Games (Lists)

 Last Updated: 4th December 2025

  • Nicolas Flamel’s Underground Lab (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Unity: The Chemical Revolution DLC) (Pre-Order DLC)
  • Vlad the Impaler’s Tomb (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations: Vlad the Impaler’s Prison DLC) (Pre-Order DLC)
  • Isu Grand Vault entrance cave (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla)
  • Tombs of the Fallen (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla: Tombs of the Fallen DLC)
  • Tombs of the Fallen (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla: Tombs of the Fallen: Buried Knowledge DLC)
  • Isu Vault (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla: Buried Knowledge DLC)
  • Bayek of Siwa’s Tomb (Known As: Hotep Cavern) (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Origins)
  • Mayan Temple (Game: Assassin’s Creed III: The Ruins at Ceros DLC) (Pre-Order DLC)
  • Grecian Sword in a Stone (Located At: Top of Mount Taygetos, Lakonia) (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey)
  • World War I (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate)
  • World War II (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Unity)
  • Fort De Sable (Game: Assassin’s Creed: Rogue: The Siege of Fort De Sable DLC)

03 December 2025

Down the Well (Bookmarks)

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01 December 2025

Relaxploration Games (Lists)

 Last Updated: 1st December 2025

Listed below are games that have no combat or action mechanics, just a simple relaxing game, which also includes games that feature walking simulations, puzzles and more. Click on a link below to see my guide to the game.

  • Submerged
  • Submerged: Hidden Depths
  • Journey
  • Journey Remastered
  • PowerWash Simulator
  • A Short Hike
  • Townscaper
  • Disney Dreamlight Valley
  • Unpacking
  • Marquette
  • ABZÛ
  • Animal Crossing
  • Animal Crossing: New Horizons
  • World of Goo
  • Cats Organized Neatly
  • Cloud Gardens
  • Firewatch
  • My Time at Portia
  • Luna
  • Resonance of the Ocean
  • Lighthouse Keeper
  • Moon Runner
  • Paradise Marsh
  • A Day of Maintenance
  • NiGHTS: Journey of Dreams

30 November 2025

Allies - Assassin’s Creed: Shadows Guide

 Guide by Warren Woodhouse


Yaya

Quest

Correct Choices

Heads Will Roll

Killing them isn't justice

The Stray Dogs

You need to forgive each other



Gennojo

Quest

Correct Choices

Inside Help

During the Scene where you drink at the fountain select I choose love

Missing Missive

Obtain the letter from Gennojo by selecting Let's not fight

Lost Honor

You might be right

Sake and Swords

Show me, thief

Honor Among Thieves

I'm keeping it, then

Stolen Hearts

I'm here for you

The Godless Harvest

Soothe Genojo


Koshiro

Talk to Koshiro near Add in Harisma to unlock their questline.


Quest

Correct Choices

Add

Choose the dialogue option, add, when you first meet Koshiro

Add

After finding Koshiro in add, defeat add, then during the dialogue choose the dialogue option, add



Ibuki

Talk to Ibuki near the Kashiwara Village in Iga to unlock their questline.


Quest

Correct Choices

Ambush Interrupted

Choose the dialogue option, I have changed, when you first meet Ibuki


Make sure at least 5 civilians survive during the ambush by Nakatomi's soldiers after talking to Ibuki

Homecoming

After finding Kyobei in Hijiyama Fort, choose the dialogue option, Fight with us, Kyobei


Make sure Kyobei survives the fight against Nakatomi


Oni-yuri

You may want to be appropriately leveled before starting Oni-yuri's questline as it takes place in the Wakasa region. Once you are ready, head to Sotomo Gate at the northwesternmost part of the map. Oni-yuri can be found north of Tsuruga Castle, near the Tsuruga Sea Port.

Talking to her will start the Sweet Lies quest. Complete that to start her next quest, Sweet Revenge. At the end of Sweet Revenge, you can ask Oni-yuri to join your team.


Katsuhime

Players meet Katsuhime during the quest to assassinate the Naginata, joining her father. While there are no dialogue options that will prevent Katsuhime from becoming your ally, players will need to make sure she stays alive during The Diary of Lady Rokkaku.


After reading her note outside Omizo Castle in this quest, you will have about 3 minutes to reach her and Isono Kazumasa, her would-be executioner. However, once you cross the moat, the timer shortens to give you only a couple of seconds before Isono Kazumasa pulls the trigger.

You can engage him in battle if you're not confident that you can quickly assassinate him. This gets his attention off of Katsuhime, keeping her alive.


Quest

Correct Choices

Sakamoto Showdown

I like your teppo

Letter from Katsuhime

It offers time with me

The Tale of Genin

I do enjoy your company



Yagoro

Yagoro's recruitment quest is called A Blade in the Dark, which can be done in Engyoji in the Harima region. You start this quest by examining an assassinated body at Maniden Hall.

At the end of this quest, you can ask Yagoro to join your team. You do not need to make any specific choices in order to recruit him, so you can guarantee that he will become an ally as long as you ask him to join you.

28 November 2025

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27 November 2025

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Is Ahti older than The Oldest House? - Control Guide

Fan Theory by Warren Woodhouse

The way he talks about things makes me feel like he's older than he actually looks. Ahti during the final cutscene of the mission "Finnish Tango", he plonks his mop on the floor like Odin Allfather plonks his staff on the ground, while in the same scene he presents a casette player to Jesse stating the casette player is from some old friends of his (Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson of the band Old Gods of Asgard), while in the Altered World Events DLC, Alan Wake stated that "Odin Anderson and Tor Anderson are so old, they might be of ancient folklore" - in essence, to me, suggests that the Anderson's along with Ahti are in fact Odin Allfather, Thor Odinson and Loki (Ahti?).

I don't know, was just thinking about it. What do you guys think?

26 November 2025

Locations - The Outer Worlds Guide

Main Game

Halcyon Cluster

Halcyon Colony

Halcyon (star)

Olympus (planet)

  • Monarch (moon) (formerly: Terra 1)
  • Terra 2 (moon) (sublocations: The Unreliable Landing Pad, Edgewater, Byzantium)

DLCs
Add locations here


Changelog
  • 26th November 2025 at 4:24 pm: Updated Captain’s Locations Logbook
  • 26th December 2022 at 1:59 pm: Created post

25 November 2025

FBC Federal Bureau of Control - Control Guide

Address

The Oldest House, 32-34 Thomas Street, TriBeCa District, New York, Manhattan Island, NY.


About
The Oldest House is home to the FBC Federal Bureau of Control. Established in the 1960s, The Bureau oversees all paranormal and paranatural phenomenon in the United States of America.

Part of: Department of Unhuman Affairs


Known Associates
  • Zachariah Trench
  • Dr. Casper Darling
  • Dr. Emil Hartman
  • Emily Pope
  • Simon Arish
  • Helen Marshall
  • Dylan Faden
  • Jesse Faden
  • Ahti


Telephone Numbers
  • Main Office: +1 212-555-0148
  • Missing Staff: +1 212-555-0127

Departments
  • Accounting Department
  • Crisis Solution Task Force
  • Logistics Division
  • Ritual Division
  • Security Department
  • Communications Department
  • Research Department
  • Nostalgia Department
  • Administration Department
  • Dead Letters Department
  • Maintenance Department
  • Executive Security Department
  • Records & Archives
  • Public Knowledge and Diversions Department (Mentioned Only)


Sectors
  • Main Entrance Sector
  • Executive Sector
  • Maintenance Sector
  • Research Sector
  • Containment Sector
  • The Foundation Sector (DLC: The Foundation)
  • Investigations Sector (DLC: Altered World Events)

Trophies & Achievements - Assassin’s Creed: Shadows Guide

 Guide by Warren Woodhouse


Main Game

  • Prologue
  • A New League Rises
  • An Oath Fulfilled
  • Fall of the Shinbakufu
  • Epilogue
  • Death Blossom
  • The Thief
  • The Toxin Master
  • The Eager Assassin
  • The Ronin
  • The Warrior Monk
  • The Sharpshooter
  • Build Your League
  • Front of the Pack
  • Art of Ninjutsu
  • Art of Kenjutsu
  • Make it Personal
  • Better than a Bucket
  • Limitless
  • In Case of Trouble
  • Suture Self
  • Sometimes
  • Reeding is Fundamental
  • Just Your Shadow
  • Hook, Line, and Swinger
  • Acrobatics
  • Leap of Fail
  • Adept Shinobi
  • Master Shinobi
  • Unseen
  • Giant Slayer
  • Adept Samurai
  • Master Samurai
  • Unstoppable
  • This is Japan, Actually
  • Overdesign III
  • Final Hearing
  • Adventurer
  • Mortal Reminder
  • Test Your Might
  • Kofun Raider
  • Good Form
  • Zen Master
  • A Rare Occurrence
  • Collector
  • Sole Sanctum
  • Chase the Morning
  • Against Wood and Stone
  • Everybody Benefits!
  • Happy Place
  • Pathfinder
  • Scouting Mission
  • Would You Kindly?
  • Made You Look!


DLCs

Thrown to the Dogs Pre-Order DLC

None


A Critical Encounter DLC

  • Critical Hit!


New Game+ DLC
  • Enjoy the Ride
  • Stars Unseen
  • Worth Its Wait


Claws of Awaji DLC
  • Ran
  • Hunters Hunted
  • Unity
  • Clawless
  • The Stick of Truth
  • One, Two, Sweep
  • Slice of Life
  • Backfire
  • Assassin’s Focus
  • Boat Rocked
  • Breathtaking


Animus Content DLC
  • Master Builder
  • Skill Swap
  • All Clear


Black Tides DLC
  • End of Order
  • Infinite Introduction
  • MOD Runner


PlayStation Exclusive

  • Assassin’s Creed® Shadows: Unlock every trophy (PLATINUM)

Ubisoft Connect Badges

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Objectives - Assassin’s Creed: Shadows Guide

 Guide by Warren Woodhouse


Animus

Anomalies


  • Fractured Lineage in Yamashiro
  • System Harvest
  • Rogue Memory Trace
  • Castle Recalibration


Rifts

  • Chained



Featured Events (DLC: A Puzzlement; Black Tides)

A Coming Threat

  • A Critical Encounter
  • Story of a Samurai
  • A Puzzlement



People of Settsu

Imai Sokun

  • The Iron Hand Guild


Stray Dog (Pre-Order DLC: Thrown to the Dogs)

  • Thrown to the Dogs



Hideout

  • Stables
  • Study
  • Dojo
  • Forge
  • Kakurega



People of Yamashiro

Sen no Rikyu

  • Tea Bowls for Rikyu



The League

  • Tomiko
  • Junjiro
  • Yaya



Yasuke

Yasuke’s Journey

  • An Education
  • Lady of Whispers



Naoe

Naoe’s Journey

  • Before the Fall



The Onryo/The Shinbakufu

  • Ido Yoshihiro (The Onryo Samurai): assassinate
  • The Naginata: assassinate
  • Ise Sadaoki (The Fool): assassinate
  • The Mourner: assassinate
  • Wada Koretake (The Wounded): assassinate
  • Lord Akechi Mitsuhide (The Two-Faced): assassinate
  • Shōgun Ashikaga Yoshiaki (The Horseman): spare
  • The Noble: assassinate
  • Yaita Wasaka of Tanegashima (The Golden Teppo): assassinate
  • Lord Bessho Harumasa (The Ox): assassinate
  • The Wise: assassinate
  • The Fox: assassinate



The Iron Hand Guild

  • Iron Hand: assassinate
  • Merchant Tamao: spare
  • Merchant Kin-no-suke: spare
  • Merchant Ginroku: spare
  • Merchant Kanta: spare



The Twisted Tree

  • Takahashi Ichi-Hime: spare
  • Takahashi Goro: spare
  • Takahashi Taro: assassinate
  • Takahashi Jiro: assassinate
  • Takahashi Saburo: assassinate
  • Takahashi Shiro: assassinate
  • Takahashi Inoshichi: assassinate


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